a very creative chat log for what the forming of the Fellowship might look like if it took place on a MMORPG like World of Warcraft.....
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Welcome to Lord of the Rings Online!
You have joined the MENELDOR server.
Joined chat channel: Regional - Rivendell
Accepted Quest: "Destroy the One Ring".
Gandalf has joined your fellowship.
[Fellowship] GANDALF: did you just accept the quest???
[Fellowship] FRODO: yeah
[Fellowship] GANDALF: dude, that's an elite
[Fellowship] FRODO: its ok, bilbo is leaving the game so he gave me all his stuff
[Fellowship] FRODO: see... [STING], [ELVEN MITHRIL SHIRT]
[Fellowship] GANDALF: you can't solo that quest, dude
[Fellowship] GANDALF: do an lfg and get more peeps
[Fellowship] FRODO: but everyone in this zone is a high level snob
[Fellowship] GANDALF: you'll be pwnzed hard
[Fellowship] GANDALF: mobs in mordor zone are really high level
[Fellowship] GANDALF: and do you even have mordor on your map?
[Fellowship] FRODO: no
[Fellowship] FRODO: is there a fast travel route there?
[Fellowship] GANDALF: no
[Fellowship] FRODO: crap
[Fellowship] GANDALF: get more people, you need at least 6 for quest
[Fellowship] FRODO: kk
[Regional - Rivendell] FRODO: LFG Destroy the One Ring
[Regional - Rivendell] FRODO: I'll carry the ring, but I don't know the way
[Regional - Rivendell] ARAGORN: sure, i'll help
[Regional - Rivendell] LEGOLAS: i need that one
[Regional - Rivendell] GIMLI: sure, send me invite
[Regional - Rivendell] SAM: cool! i'm in
[Fellowship] FRODO: is sam too low level?
[Fellowship] GANDALF: is that his only toon?
[Fellowship] FRODO: yeah, he's been focusing more on crafting than leveling up
[Fellowship] GANDALF: ok, just tell him not to tank
[Regional - Rivendell] BOROMIR: i'll join
[Regional - Rivendell] BOROMIR: we'll pwn, i got teh best sword in teh game
Aragorn has joined your fellowship.
Legolas has joined your fellowship.
[Fellowship] ARAGORN: hey
Gimli has joined your fellowship.
Sam has joined your fellowship.
Boromir has joined your fellowship.
[Fellowship] FRODO: thanks for joining guys
[Fellowship] BOROMIR: rdy
[Fellowship] LEGOLAS: sure thing
[Fellowship] BOROMIR: you guys know how to do this quest?
[Fellowship] ARAGORN: yeah, we just need to protect frodo while he goes in
[Fellowship] BOROMIR: omg!!! you don't just walk into mordor!
[Fellowship] ARAGORN: he's the only one that needs to survive
[Fellowship] ARAGORN: we get quest credit if he completes it
[Fellowship] GIMLI: we all tanks?
[Fellowship] FRODO: no, not me and gandalf
[Fellowship] FRODO: <-- burglar
[Fellowship] GIMLI: cool, what class r you gandalf?
[Fellowship] GANDALF: wizard
[Fellowship] BOROMIR: theres no wizards in this game, you mean lore master
[Fellowship] GANDALF: no, i'm a wizard
[Fellowship] GANDALF: i'm a developer
[Fellowship] ARAGORN: woot!
[Fellowship] GIMLI: rock on! we got a dev!
[Fellowship] BOROMIR: dude, can you spawn me some gold???????
[Fellowship] GANDALF: no
[Fellowship] BOROMIR: plzzzz!!! i just need 10 more gold to get my tier 3 armor!!1
[Fellowship] GANDALF: no
[Fellowship] GANDALF: ask again and you're banned
[Fellowship] BOROMIR: sry
[Fellowship] FRODO: oh, here's two more of my guildmates
Merri has joined your fellowship.
pippin has joined your fellowship.
[Fellowship] MERRI: hey hey
[Fellowship] PIPPIN: woot!!! sup guys!!!!
[Fellowship] BOROMIR: we rdy now?
[Fellowship] FRODO: rdy
[Fellowship] ARAGORN: 1
[Fellowship] LEGOLAS: ready here
[Fellowship] GIMLI: go go go
[Fellowship] GANDALF: ready
[Fellowship] MERRI: ready!
[Fellowship] PIPPIN: ready!
[Fellowship] PIPPIN: what quest we doing?
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